A few minutes later I noticed an elderly white haired man. He had a short white beard, wore a dark overcoat and carried a wad of A4 paper. He was working his way round all the benches handing out sheets covered with dense type-script on both sides. One person tried to question him but the old man just mumbled something and moved on continuing to hand out his leaflets.
I have never seen the prophet since. The leaflets were unsigned (technically illegal in the UK) and all I could discover was that other students had seen him there previously handing out a single-sided leaflet. Given his appearance, he might have been God in disguise. Fortunately this incident has not changed my life but never the less I consider it my duty to share the knowledge I received with the rest of humanity.
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Note that this text is merely copied from the original leaflet and the author can accept responsiblity only for the typographical errors.
Further equally baffling sources of enlightenment may be found at The Kook's Museum
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